The Mystery Tweak Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“The QB looks at Turpin exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin is already "Questionable" with that ribs. The witch only has to push gently.
- Turpin is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
88%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Turpin drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.