The Out-of-Bounds Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- The QB looks at Turpin exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Turpin scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
83%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Turpin's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.