The Dropped Pass Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Turpin gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
77%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Turpin, Turpin, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.