The Hamstring Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- Turpin's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
74%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Turpin drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.