The Shadow Coverage Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Ref: "Number Turpin, that's a flag." Turpin: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Turpin is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
75%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Turpin drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.