The Phantom Holding Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Turpin's stadium. Only over Turpin.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Turpin gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
82%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Turpin's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.