The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Turpin is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
92%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Turpin's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.