The Phantom Flag Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Turpin gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
79%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Turpin, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.