The Butter-Finger Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Turpin will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
73%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Turpin drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.