The Sunday Night Fade Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“The broadcast shows Turpin on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- Turpin sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
79%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Turpin's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.