The Inch-Short Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“The broadcast shows Turpin on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Turpin tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
81%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Turpin drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.