The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Turpin's stadium. Only over Turpin.
- Turpin runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
89%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Turpin's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.