The Sunday Night Fade Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin is already "Questionable" with that ribs. The witch only has to push gently.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Turpin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Turpin, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.