The Late Scratch Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Turpin runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
78%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Turpin's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.