The Shadow Coverage Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Turpin was due a breakout.
- Turpin gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
75%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Turpin, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.