The Out-of-Bounds Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Turpin does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
73%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Turpin's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.