The Shadow Coverage Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Turpin's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Turpin is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
75%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Turpin's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.