The Phantom Holding Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- Turpin's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
80%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Turpin scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.