The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- The broadcast shows Turpin on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- The QB looks at Turpin exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
79%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Turpin's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.