The Out-of-Bounds Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- The broadcast shows Turpin on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
78%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Turpin, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.