The Hamstring Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Turpin's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Turpin is already "Questionable" with that ribs. The witch only has to push gently.
81%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Turpin's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.