The Shadow Coverage Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Turpin tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
91%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Turpin drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.