The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Turpin's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
82%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Turpin, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.