The Late Scratch Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- The broadcast shows Turpin on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Turpin gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
91%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Lions fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Turpin's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.