The Sunday Night Fade Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- Turpin gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
86%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Turpin's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.