The Phantom Holding Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin is already "Questionable" with that ribs. The witch only has to push gently.
- Turpin's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
88%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
Incantation
Turpin, Turpin, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.