The Butter-Finger Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Boutte will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
88%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Boutte scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.