The Shadow Coverage Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Ref: "Number Boutte, that's a flag." Boutte: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Boutte gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
73%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Boutte's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.