The Mystery Tweak Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- A mysterious flag erases Boutte's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Boutte gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
81%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Boutte's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.