The Hamstring Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Boutte gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Boutte's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.