The Shadow Coverage Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Boutte drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
81%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Boutte drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.