The Butter-Finger Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- A mysterious flag erases Boutte's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
80%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Boutte, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.