The Dropped Pass Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- A mysterious flag erases Boutte's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Boutte is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
80%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Boutte scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.