The Dropped Pass Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- The broadcast shows Boutte on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
79%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Boutte's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.