The Phantom Flag Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Boutte gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Boutte, Boutte, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.