The Snap Count Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Boutte tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
77%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Boutte's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.