The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Boutte scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
84%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Boutte drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.