The Phantom Holding Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- The QB looks at Boutte exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
82%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Boutte's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.