The Phantom Flag Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Boutte is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
84%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Boutte drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.