The Inch-Short Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Boutte is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
78%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Boutte drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.