The Phantom Holding Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Boutte's stadium. Only over Boutte.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Boutte is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
80%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Boutte, Boutte, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.