The Phantom Flag Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Ref: "Number Boutte, that's a flag." Boutte: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
72%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Boutte's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.