The Inch-Short Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- The QB looks at Boutte exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
78%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Boutte's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.