The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“The broadcast shows Boutte on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Boutte runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
88%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Boutte's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.