The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Ref: "Number Boutte, that's a flag." Boutte: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- The QB looks at Boutte exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Boutte is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
78%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Boutte, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.