The Hamstring Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- The broadcast shows Boutte on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
86%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Boutte scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.