The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- A mysterious flag erases Boutte's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Boutte will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
73%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Boutte's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.