The Hamstring Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Ref: "Number Boutte, that's a flag." Boutte: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Boutte gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
88%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Boutte drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.