The Phantom Holding Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Boutte gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
81%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Boutte drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.