The Inch-Short Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Boutte's stadium. Only over Boutte.
88%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Boutte drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.